Resolution Check-In!
June 21st, 2010 3:02 PMIt’s mid-year, so why not reassess your New Years’ resolutions?
What New Years’ resolutions?
Remember? New Years’ Day or slightly before or after, you set out some goals. Lose weight. Write a book. Learn karate.
Oh, yeah. Now I remember. But that was so long ago.
I know it seems like it, but… you still want to do those things, right?
I suppose so. But it’s another six months until next New Years’.
Why do you need to wait until next New Years’?
Well, because…they’re New Years’ resolutions. So, you know – I need to wait ‘til next January. Get psyched up for it.
But if you start now, you’ll get a six-month head start!
Doesn’t that defeat the whole New Years’ resolution concept? Won’t that cause chaos in the streets? Won’t that poke a hole in the entire space-time continuum and life, as we know it –
Hold on there, pardner. Wasn’t one of your resolutions to cut down on caffeine?
Oh, I said that out loud?
Look – if you think about it, every day is the start of a new year. So any day is a good time to start a new years’ resolution. Or at least check on your progress; get you back on track – that sort of thing.
Okay. But you’re sure the space-time continuum will survive?
I would answer that, but I just made a new new years’ resolution not to respond to silly questions.






